An in depth how-to guide for the wannabe party animal. How to evade detection and look like a boss.
If you want to have a house party, there are a few questions you should ask yourself.
- Do I live with my parents?
- Do I care if I’m caught?
- Am I inviting everyone?
- Have I ever fantasised about being a cool, American high-school guy?
If you answered yes to all of the above this is the guide for you. If not read it anyway, it’s funny.
When the proposed party venue is your parents’ home there are some precautions you must take in order to have the best party possible without repercussions.