A couple of ‘thugs’ can’t contain themselves whilst watching the “firetwerks”.
Seen one load of fireworks, seen ‘em all, that’s what I think.
And I’m not the only one who feels this way apparently, as two wannabe gangstaz (yes that’s right, with a ‘z’) have been filmed causing trouble by dissing the fireworks display at the not-so-street destination of Disneyland, Florida.
One angry dad recorded the two “thugs”, as he describes them, laughing their heads off at the – what I’m sure many people would deem to be – fantastic fireworks being set off in the distance, much to the irritation of his young daughter.
But the two Gs are not just pissing themselves, they’re also sarcastically shouting things like “Ohhhh, that’s pretty though!” and “Ohhhh, that’s so magical, that’s hammer time!” (I don’t quite get that bit either), which generally adds to the hilarity of the situation.
“Stop it, you’re being annooooying,” the little girl complains, but do they stop laughing so as not to ruin the excitement and splendour of Disneyland for a small child, who up until this point has probably had the most amazing and memorable experience of her life thus far? No, they don’t. In fact, they get louder and louder and increasingly high pitched until we too are joining in with the laughter and ignoring the kid’s whinging and whining. The girl even lets out an animal-like scream in a final, desperate bid to get them to shut the f*** up, but she has no luck.
You have to wonder why the two guys were even at Disneyland in the first place – it’s certainly not the obvious hangout spot for meeting ‘hoes’ or ‘bitches’. It’s a family-orientated holiday resort, for God’s sake, they’re too old to be knocking about there. And if they weren’t impressed with the fireworks, then I can only imagine how they must have behaved when they met Mickey Mouse.
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