An eerie video from decades ago that kills off the story of the Stork.
Hey kids want a
mentally scarring cool new toy? Of course you do, advertising can warp your tiny little minds into wanting anything!
Enter 1991′s ‘Mommy-to-be’ doll, Judith, the pregnancy-simulating Barbie pretender whose baby’s gender is still a mystery. Is it a boy? Is it a girl? Is it really a doll that any six year old should be within 100 feet of unless you want to have ‘that talk’ with them?
Watch the video as it goes into the doll’s myriad features including: removable belly for simulated c-section action, pop-out flat tummy for learning the importance of regaining that pre-pregnancy figure and don’t forget the unbridled fun of discovering the newborn’s gender.
Y’know all the wholesome things that are crucial to any child’s formative years.
Main image: Tracheotomy Bob via Flickr