Poundland have started selling vibrating cock rings. They’re extremely popular.
Every person should have a right to enhance their sex life in any way possible. In 2012, the solid gold Channel 4 documentary, More Sex Please, We’re British, went behind the scenes at one of Britain’s leading sex toy stores and told us that in the UK, we buy enough plastic penises yearly to stretch the length of an entire marathon. The Daily Mail also told us in May 2012 that the sex toy industry is worth £250m a year, with global sales set to rise to £400m. With this fact in mind, it’s seems only fair that us frisky Brits would want to get hold of these sexual enhancers at more affordable prices.
Well, it would appear that our old faithful discount outlet, Poundland have got our backs, as they have decided to cater to our sexual tastes with their Playful “vibrating ring”. That’s a cock ring to you and I.